My Favorite Quotes

at 3:16 PM

No one has ever said, " My butt is getting too big, I better cut back on those apples I've been eating".

or... "I've been cheating at night, sneaking a couple of really big strawberries after dinner".

or... " I was bad last night, I had an entire grapefruit all by myself".

SO EAT YOUR FRUITS, THAT'S NOT WHERE THE PROBLEM IS.